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thisladyisawesome:

pussylipgloss:

bae–electronica:

butu-na-moyi:

bae–electronica:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

woodmeat:

People with the “my ex is trash” syndrome are usually the ones that can’t move on

Leave that man alone sis, he ain’t worried about u

You don’t gotta be vague i been wanting to drag you for a minute now! Lemme crack my fingas rq. You’re trash and you’ll never not be able to regret the shit you did and i know that. But i’m not the one who needs to grow tf up im hurt but i’m healing. You out here knocking strangers up with no means AT ALL 26 living with your mom can’t save a check or keep a job THE FUUUUUCK. and before you make the price of pussy go up by mentioning how i make money SAVE IT! Nigga get dental insurance before you try to speak on me before another tooth falls out! I ain’t seen not one hoe entertain your goofy ass since you beeen single but you did everything in your power to make me feel like there was nothing i had to offer the world you tried to break me cause your an insecure internet addicted half a man . HA!

I’m not reading this purely on the fact that you out here getting peed on by internet niggas. Girl, move

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Woman: mentions several actual character flaws about a man

Everybody: /

Man: mentions pee aka an unproblematic kink

Everybody:

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How is smelling like piss unproblematic? 😭😭😭😭 I just gotta kno that one

all the kinks your ass into 🤦🏾‍♀️ worry about finding a stepmom for ya kid

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thisladyisawesome:

pussylipgloss:

bae–electronica:

butu-na-moyi:

bae–electronica:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

woodmeat:

People with the “my ex is trash” syndrome are usually the ones that can’t move on

Leave that man alone sis, he ain’t worried about u

You don’t gotta be vague i been wanting to drag you for a minute now! Lemme crack my fingas rq. You’re trash and you’ll never not be able to regret the shit you did and i know that. But i’m not the one who needs to grow tf up im hurt but i’m healing. You out here knocking strangers up with no means AT ALL 26 living with your mom can’t save a check or keep a job THE FUUUUUCK. and before you make the price of pussy go up by mentioning how i make money SAVE IT! Nigga get dental insurance before you try to speak on me before another tooth falls out! I ain’t seen not one hoe entertain your goofy ass since you beeen single but you did everything in your power to make me feel like there was nothing i had to offer the world you tried to break me cause your an insecure internet addicted half a man . HA!

I’m not reading this purely on the fact that you out here getting peed on by internet niggas. Girl, move

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Woman: mentions several actual character flaws about a man

Everybody: /

Man: mentions pee aka an unproblematic kink

Everybody:

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How is smelling like piss unproblematic? 😭😭😭😭 I just gotta kno that one

all the kinks your ass into 🤦🏾‍♀️ worry about finding a stepmom for ya kid

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addeeezy:

lookalivezay:

Lol he knew what he was doing😂😂, I feel like every guy has to make their girl this mad at least once☠️☠️ (via Instagram: chicklet.hf)

Maleni really bad bad 😩

bombshellssonly:

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alex6sworld:

niggazinmoscow:

“Happy 8th birthday love, Mom.” 

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This is cute and scary at the same time!

“got em” 😭😂 SO FUCKING WHOLESOME!!!

unipoornn:

chamammy:

mrsolodolo24:

buttcheekpalmkang:

bando–grand-scamyon:

lyricism1898:

kairo-koutureee:

thislildisaster:

creamynut:

iamnotjody:

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 son smh

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONEEEEEEEEEEE

“Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon” I’m cryinggggg 😂😂😂

stressed lmaaaaooo

HELP!!!! @bando–grand-scamyon

On a THURSDAYYYYY 😂

Lmfao.

Always reblog lmfao

Lol I found it 😂😂

FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN. FOREVER REBLOGGING ON THURSDAYS

love-shaan:

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flexico-burress:
“Y’all leave nothing sacred
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flexico-burress:

Y’all leave nothing sacred

te-amo-corazon:
“ meemmiliaxx:
“ chulaspice:
“bitch i choked on my water
”
LMFAOOOOO
”
drag me
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te-amo-corazon:

meemmiliaxx:

chulaspice:

bitch i choked on my water

LMFAOOOOO

drag me

itsvegetasamahoe:

Not to alarm yall or anything but Brock FINALLY found himself a fucking queen

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Black love all 2k19